Getting Our Anti-Terrorist Chancellor to Send the ACCJC to Take Away Guantanamo's Accreditation and Close It

I commented to a witty friend that they probably hired a chancellor who specializes in anti-terrorism because we teachers are regarded as terrorists so he can send us to Guantanamo.  She said, "Imagine if that lost its accreditation."  That got me to thinking that the anti-terrorist chancellor could send the ACCJC to Guantanamo to revoke the accreditation it never did have and close it down.