Sunday, February 21, 2016

Seeds according to the San Francisco Chronicle

Now that I'm a Abolitionist Vegan and Vegangelical, I eat a lot of nuts and seeds.  (Chirp! Chirp! Tic-tic Kuk quaa! quaa!   Elizabeth McKenzie would love me!)

So I was happy to see the SF Chroncles cover story--not the "Tech fueling gender gap in earnings," "Clinton's close Nevada victory alters outlook," or even "Trials begin for suspected Islamic State sympathizers" in section A, but the Food + Home section L!

"Crunch Time" by Amanda Gold has an incredible display of all the seeds I have been forgetting to add to my salads when I remember the pine nuts and sunflower seeds:  Chia, Flax, Pepitas, Hemp, Sesame, and pomegranate.  Check it out!



http://www.sfchronicle.com/food/article/A-master-guide-to-seeds-the-kitchen-s-easiest-6842790.php

Then see what you get when you Google words like "vegangelical."  AntiChrist DemoncCore?  Oh, dear:

Half and half in your coffee 
Means you broke vegan edge 
Now you cant look down your nose 
At everyone that eats meat 
The vegan police put you under arrest 
For breaking code 827 
This is your third violation 
Now you cant get into veggie heaven 
No vegan diet no vegan power 
Psychic ability destroyed by gelato 
Mental integrity impaired by lactose 
If you truly think this then you're a fucking wacko 
Cruelty free also includes human beings 
You're holier than thou attitude fucking stinks 
You catch more bees with a little bit of honey 
Your ethics and morals make you look so fucking cocky 
I do not eat anything 
With a face they're living 
This does not excuse me from 
Being a shitty being

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