Now that I'm a Abolitionist Vegan and Vegangelical, I eat a lot of nuts and seeds. (Chirp! Chirp! Tic-tic Kuk quaa! quaa! Elizabeth McKenzie would love me!)
So I was happy to see the SF Chroncles cover story--not the "Tech fueling gender gap in earnings," "Clinton's close Nevada victory alters outlook," or even "Trials begin for suspected Islamic State sympathizers" in section A, but the Food + Home section L!
"Crunch Time" by Amanda Gold has an incredible display of all the seeds I have been forgetting to add to my salads when I remember the pine nuts and sunflower seeds: Chia, Flax, Pepitas, Hemp, Sesame, and pomegranate. Check it out!
http://www.sfchronicle.com/food/article/A-master-guide-to-seeds-the-kitchen-s-easiest-6842790.php
Then see what you get when you Google words like "vegangelical." AntiChrist DemoncCore? Oh, dear:
Half and half in your coffee
Means you broke vegan edge
Now you cant look down your nose
At everyone that eats meat
The vegan police put you under arrest
For breaking code 827
This is your third violation
Now you cant get into veggie heaven
No vegan diet no vegan power
Psychic ability destroyed by gelato
Mental integrity impaired by lactose
If you truly think this then you're a fucking wacko
Cruelty free also includes human beings
You're holier than thou attitude fucking stinks
You catch more bees with a little bit of honey
Your ethics and morals make you look so fucking cocky
I do not eat anything
With a face they're living
This does not excuse me from
Being a shitty being
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