Trading, Off Wall Street, 1993

Today I took Luz deep down into my basement, and we organized a few boxes.  It seemed right that I found a video labeled "Seems Like Old Times" because so much did.  But I see that I had an evil sense of humor when I was teaching low-level non-credit classes:

Just in case you can't read this, it's called "Trading."

Two sisters are watching their children playing.

Little Boy:  I have an orange.  But I want an apple.
Little Girl:  I have an apple.  But I want an orange.
Little Boy:  Let's trade.

The boy gives the girl his orange.  The girl gives the boy her apple.

First sister:  Look at our children.
Second Sister:  I'm looking.
First Sister:  I always wanted a daughter.  Now I have a son.
Second Sister.  I always wanted a son.  Now I have a daughter.
First Sister:  Let's trade!

The first sister gives her daughter to her sister.  The second sister gives her son to her sister.