Presidents Weekend

Yesterday I saw a flag at the Cullums' house on Poshard, and immediately I thought of Whitney Houston even though it wasn't really flying at half-mast.  "Oh, it has to do with our presidents," I commented to the nice neighbors who'd put it up.  "I saw a cartoon in today's paper, and it showed Abe Lincoln after he was shot in the Ford Theatre.  His last words were 'Please...in honor of me and President Washington...for our birthday, have an auto blow-out sale."