Saturday, August 15, 2015

Is There Mustard on My Beard? What to Do If No Thanks Is Forthcoming

I don't think thank you notes are all about good manners.  I think they are a sign of kindness and connectedness, something we all need.  It isn't a question of debit-credit when we feel wounded not hearing after we felt a connection and wanted to be generous with friends.  

A few weeks ago I wrote about the astonishingly thoughtful thank you note  from a family of three Javier and I had treated to lunch I'd taken around the city.  Father, mother, son each wrote something about what they'd really appreciated.  I feel like having it framed as an example of what we could all do.  (I sometimes send electronic thanks, and I know that's not the same.  I also sometimes sign my name and Javier instead of encouraging him to speak for himself!)

Anyway, after that warming experience, two other friends came to SF, and again we treated to lunch and then I took them around.  I haven't heard from them since, and that was three weeks ago.

These two brothers come from a family with a very diplomatic way of letting you know that you have mustard on your chin.  For years I didn't catch on.  This is how it would go:

Roger:  Tina, do I have mustard on my chin?
Me:  No. 

I'd wonder why he was so often asking questions like that.  Why was he so self-conscious?  Then I found out that this is how it's supposed to go:

Roger:  Tina, do I have mustard on my chin?
Me:  No.  Do I?
Roger:  Well, now that you mention it, I guess you do.

I then wipe the mustard off my chin.

I found out that this was the strategy and intended outcome when they were telling the story of their daughter, who practiced this and one day asked a visitor, "Keith, do I have mustard on my beard?"

Anyway, here's a very satisfying fantasy I have:  I write to Roger.

Dear Roger,


Did I forget to thank you for all you did for us when you were in San Francisco?

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