Friday, November 8, 2013
A Better Teaching Day
This morning the fog was beautiful--even the fog in my brain. I got to class and wrote the day's lesson plans on the blackboard, laid out all my piles in the orderly manner they stay in for about 5 minutes into the class. Then I realized I was in the wrong classroom, Cloud 103 (where I teach at 11:10) instead of Cloud 102, where I should have been teaching at 8:10. But the students thought it was funny, and the class went well. I read aloud some more of their Random Acts of Kindness, and then I gave them back their unit tests and we went over a couple of questions. One fairly strong student surprised me by asking how we know when to put an s on propose and when to leave it off. Her skills are good, but she apparently never heard of the She/He/It + s in the present tense. I let them take a group T-F quiz on "Stop the Pop," today's chapter from Chew On This, and I went around to be sure they were taking turns reading and filling out the Scantron--Round Robin style. Because they were working so well in groups, I asked whether they'd like to postpone the in-class writing until Wed., and they said yes. So...I have only hundreds of evaluations to write up and print out, not responses to essays!
The 10:10 Speaking-Listening class was fun because we sat in a circle and asked follow-up questions on the students' presentations--for clarity or elaboration.
The 11:10 Speaking-Listening class finished their presentations. Two groups did a good job. One group read. I'm going to give students who messed up their presentations the chance to re-do them as their final. Students who read can speak instead--with the same material, if they wish. Students who went over the time-limit could show that they can stay within it.
Thursday, November 7, 2013
When a Teacher Is a Beach
Today I managed to make what should have been an engaging and fun class tense and boring. I don't know how I do it, but when I was helping a student from Honduras pronounce beach correctly, I realized that some students may think the word she was saying could apply to me, what with my seating section for the late arrivals and my insistence that they listen to presenters instead of working on their own presentations as they should have done at home. (My Polish student--funny and bright and the only one who knew about Agent Orange--was rummaging through my file for a map of Poland, which was filed under P for Poland.)
On a more positive note, I noticed the guy with a recycling bin and asked him about separating compost from recycling from garbage, and he answered with great passion and said he'd be willing to come speak to my students. He wrote Keith Recycle and gave me his telephone number.
I'm looking forward to the three-day weekend, when I hope to catch up with last month. Tomorrow I'm going to let the students reading Chew On This take a test in groups, and then I'm going to give them paper and prompt for their in-class writing in hopes that it really will be in-class writing this time, and now a document they prepared at home and submit at the end of the hour.
I'm such a beach.
On a more positive note, I noticed the guy with a recycling bin and asked him about separating compost from recycling from garbage, and he answered with great passion and said he'd be willing to come speak to my students. He wrote Keith Recycle and gave me his telephone number.
I'm looking forward to the three-day weekend, when I hope to catch up with last month. Tomorrow I'm going to let the students reading Chew On This take a test in groups, and then I'm going to give them paper and prompt for their in-class writing in hopes that it really will be in-class writing this time, and now a document they prepared at home and submit at the end of the hour.
I'm such a beach.
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Prescriptive Avoidance of They for a Singular Antecedent
The British accept they for a singular antecedent, perhaps acknowledging that we English speakers of all nationalities use it regularly. George Bernard Shaw uses it in Pygmalian when Henry Higgins explains Eliza's use of "to do them in."
"To do someone in means to kill them."
Thackeray uses it: "A person can't help their birth."
Lots of good writers and other educated people use it.
But Americans continue to be prescriptive, insisting that we use he/she, which is very awkward, and just when I'm thinking that there's no carry over between what we teach and what students learn, I get sentences like this:
Despite the fact that volunteer may do a bad job, he or she is a good person who helps people in need without getting paid.
You can tell that we're working on concessional clauses, and this student needs to pay more attention to meaning as well as to number. I can give the helpful hint (a generalization) that a count noun requires a before it or s after it and offer the suggestion that they (!) use the plural:
Despite the fact that volunteers may do a bad job, they are good people who...
But they're not helping, are they, if they're doing a bad job! So meaning needs to be attended to first.
They can create meaning by specifying some volunteers and others...
My point is that her sentence doesn't make sense, and she doesn't have the habit of using an article or the plural form. But she has mastered the he/she nonsense we ESL instructors teach.
If they for a singular antecedent is good enough for GB Shaw and Thackeray (and Jane Austen uses it too), why isn't it good enough for ESL instructors and ESL students?
(Please note that I consider Shaw, Thackery, and Jane Austen to be with us in the present, so you don't need to write VT over the is on my paper.)
"To do someone in means to kill them."
Thackeray uses it: "A person can't help their birth."
Lots of good writers and other educated people use it.
But Americans continue to be prescriptive, insisting that we use he/she, which is very awkward, and just when I'm thinking that there's no carry over between what we teach and what students learn, I get sentences like this:
Despite the fact that volunteer may do a bad job, he or she is a good person who helps people in need without getting paid.
You can tell that we're working on concessional clauses, and this student needs to pay more attention to meaning as well as to number. I can give the helpful hint (a generalization) that a count noun requires a before it or s after it and offer the suggestion that they (!) use the plural:
Despite the fact that volunteers may do a bad job, they are good people who...
But they're not helping, are they, if they're doing a bad job! So meaning needs to be attended to first.
They can create meaning by specifying some volunteers and others...
My point is that her sentence doesn't make sense, and she doesn't have the habit of using an article or the plural form. But she has mastered the he/she nonsense we ESL instructors teach.
If they for a singular antecedent is good enough for GB Shaw and Thackeray (and Jane Austen uses it too), why isn't it good enough for ESL instructors and ESL students?
(Please note that I consider Shaw, Thackery, and Jane Austen to be with us in the present, so you don't need to write VT over the is on my paper.)
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Former Students
I'm too tired by my current students to write about them here (I don't mean sick and tired of), so I'll just share a picture with one of my former students, Jake, who greeted me with a hug when a friend and I went to the Pierre Coste at CCSF for their fall buffet on Halloween.
He's the one on the left over desserts. I try to keep the pictures so small, but if you look closely, you'll see severed fingers with brightly painted nails.
He's the one on the left over desserts. I try to keep the pictures so small, but if you look closely, you'll see severed fingers with brightly painted nails.
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Test-Administration Doesn't Pass the Test
I walk around the room when the students are writing,
but I hate to do the police-checking when I suspect they have something
pre-written under the paper we let them provide. It makes me feel creepy (where’s my basic
trust?), but when I’ve overcome by aversion to being a suspicious creep and
have checked, I’ve usually found that sure enough, there was something there.
This wasn’t always the
case. When I taught at Golden Gate
University, the students were not allowed to take any books or papers to their desks when they
took the TOEFL writing test. Actually,
most of my own test-taking situations as I was growing up were that way. (More on that later) The students doing the TOEFL part of their
writing had thirty minutes to deal with a simple, unannounced topic. The school provided them with paper, but they
couldn’t have brought a pre-written piece anyway because they weren’t given the
topic in advance, and they weren’t given dictionaries at all. Except for the departmental final, our
students usually know the topic because it’s based on the reading we’ve been
doing in class and of course they’re encouraged to bring a dictionary, which
they sometimes pack full of good stuff. And have you read some of those
dictionaries even without the crib sheets?
They have sample essays in them already!
But here’s another possibility.
If the students know the topic is going to be the pros and cons of
mandatory community service, they can write the essay at home, look busy during
the first thirty minutes, and then hand in the one they wrote at home. The good thing about that is that it
motivates them to write an essay before they come to class. The bad things is that we might mistake it
for in-class writing.
I think the way we conduct tests
in general invalidates them—not just for in-class writing, but for Scantron
tests too. Do you remember how we were
tested? A teacher said, “Stop! Put your pencils down!” and 250 pencils made one clicking sound—although
I do remember a time when only 249 pencils made that click. A little boy decided to finish what he was
doing, and he continued to mark his Scantron instead of joining in the communal
click. The teacher gasped in horror and disbelief,
clutched her hand to her heart, and stomped
over to the little boy to grab his Scantron and tear it in two. “This is invalid!” she said.
I’m still suffering for that
little boy. How could he have stooped so
low? (No, that little boy wasn’t
me. But if I’m suffering this much 60
years later, I wonder how he’s doing…and what new criminal activity he’s been
up to.) We can roll our eyes at that
over-zealous teachers. But do we gasp
and clutch our hand to our hearts enough? We’re so casual in our departmental
finals because we don’t want to intimidate the students, and we want to catch
up on our reading and socialize with the
other proctors. Eventually someone says,
“The time is up” but there’s no mention of those pencils, and as people collect
the booklets or the Scantrons, some students continue to mark their Scantrons, sometimes
making the changes their friendly classmates suggest. Once, failing to get the attention of a
student who was continuing after half of the Scantrons had been collected, I brought this to the attention of another
proctor, and he nodded. He thought the
student might need some extra time. I
know some teachers think it’s rigid to enforce the time limit, but it could
also be called fair. If the students have
special needs, they can get extra time
through DSPS.
When I was in non-credit at
John Adams and Peggy Doherty was Resource Instructor, she instructed us on how
to proctor. She said the desks should be
arranged with wide aisles. I was
surprised when I came to the Ocean Campus and saw the testing places here—often
lecture halls with immovable desks that had no space between them at all, and the
students had to sit on each other’s laps.
Only the most confident or least curious students would be able to keep their
eyes on their own paper. I remember my
own curiosity when I took tests in school and my eyes went roving because I had
so much respect for the opinions of the other test takers and just wanted to know what they thought. Our students do too, and we set them up so
they can do their best pair work of the semester.
I once did a unit on cheating
with my advanced class, ESL 40 it was called at the time, and they were very
candid about what they’d done or seen done. Some of them even expressed anger for teachers
who let students cheat. One student
spoke contemptuously of a teacher who praised a student for being a model
student as reflected in her great test results after they had seen her with her
book wide open at the back of the classroom during the test. But they described quite a lot of different and more subtle
techniques. We make it so easy for them
to implement them.
Still, I don’t think most of
our students are cheating. If they were,
wouldn’t the results be a lot better?
Plagiarism
There's so much to say on this subject, but I'm going to begin with what others are saying about students plagiarizing even when we are, we think, proctoring:
Here's another issue. You may say that I was
asleep at the wheel, but for once, I didn't constantly circulate during an
in-class writing assignment in my 120 class. I knew there was a danger of
students finding copious amounts of information on the Internet, which is why I
assigned the topic in class. I was really surprised when one rather weak
student sitting by the wall at the back handed in a wonderful paper. When I
typed it into google, there it was, with some carefully added errors, of
course.
These students are practiced in the art of using cell phones without it being detected. If this can happen in a classroom of 25 students, how many of the students in those large rooms we use for the finals will try the same thing?
I know it may be logistically impossible, but I do think it's more appropriate for us to monitor our own sections of finals.
Caroline
These students are practiced in the art of using cell phones without it being detected. If this can happen in a classroom of 25 students, how many of the students in those large rooms we use for the finals will try the same thing?
I know it may be logistically impossible, but I do think it's more appropriate for us to monitor our own sections of finals.
Caroline
Caroline,
Here's a recent incident from one of my courses.
During an in-class writing, I noticed one (struggling) student spending lots of time looking up words in a Longman dictionary. I got a bit suspicious, so I asked to see her dictionary. She was very reluctant to give it to me, which was a bit of a tip off. I thumbed through the dictionary and found most of the essay pre-written onto a couple of dictionary pages. A+ for ingenuity! I'm not sure what can be done about this technique.
Curt
Here's a recent incident from one of my courses.
During an in-class writing, I noticed one (struggling) student spending lots of time looking up words in a Longman dictionary. I got a bit suspicious, so I asked to see her dictionary. She was very reluctant to give it to me, which was a bit of a tip off. I thumbed through the dictionary and found most of the essay pre-written onto a couple of dictionary pages. A+ for ingenuity! I'm not sure what can be done about this technique.
Curt
I have had two incidences of plagiarism so far this year.. I
search the internet and found the source: sample toefl essays and the Mayo
Clinic. Gave them F, a copy of source material, and an official warning,
downloaded from forms on Insight. I resent mightily the time wasted tracking
down the source material of these miscreants. Hadn't heard of the Google
Translate strategy; thanks. Will watch for that. BYW, at one time before I left
for editing jobs, I bought Turnitin with my own dime. It would be great if the
department provided that. It was very helpful and saved time.
Friday, November 1, 2013
Force Feeding Feedback
I printed messages to my students on their answers to questions on the first two chapters of Chew On This, and I told them they could have five minutes to look at my comments and could ask me if they had any questions about what I had written. Some students let their eyes fall down on the paper, but even really "nice" students like YKS were finished in a jiffy and staring into space. I approached YKS and asked him whether he'd read my comments, and he nodded.
"What did I say?"
"You said I was wrong."
"I said you were wrong? I don't think so. Let me see your paper."
It was already put away, but he searched for it and got it out.
"Can you read what I printed?" I asked, really wondering because of my poor fine motor skills.
"Yes. 'How do fast food restaurants...explode...young people.' Explode?"
"That's exploit."
But he hadn't even seen that I'd asked him a question. All he saw was the there was something in red, so it must be a message that he was wrong, and that meant it was time for him to stare into space.
"What did I say?"
"You said I was wrong."
"I said you were wrong? I don't think so. Let me see your paper."
It was already put away, but he searched for it and got it out.
"Can you read what I printed?" I asked, really wondering because of my poor fine motor skills.
"Yes. 'How do fast food restaurants...explode...young people.' Explode?"
"That's exploit."
But he hadn't even seen that I'd asked him a question. All he saw was the there was something in red, so it must be a message that he was wrong, and that meant it was time for him to stare into space.
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