- Why do away with the Dr. Seuss books that offend? Why not change the offensive illustrations? I've always loved the message of "Green Eggs and Ham"--Try something new before rejecting it. But it needs to reflect our current awareness of animal welfare and sustainability, so I doctored Seuss:
SAMI
I don't want any vegan dish./I do not like them I -Am-Trish.
TRISH
You
do not like them, so you say./Try one! Try
some! And you may. Try one and you may, I say.
SAMI
Oh,
Trish! If you will let me be/I will try
one. You will see.
SAMI
Say,
I like this vegan food!/I do! It really suits my mood!
TRISH
Trying something new can be
A pleasurable thing to see
AND sustainability
is kind to animals and me.